Newest Weapons to Club BadAss

Sometimes, a badass needs a badass weapon. Here at Club BadAss, we take pride in stocking our armory with nothing but the most kickass of weapons. I've already mentioned 11 in the past (including Wolverine), so if you wanna check it out, look for my top 10 weapons list. Now it's time to up our arsenal

Proton Pack - Ghostbusters

Swords and guns are great, but they do squaddouche against ghosts. When a group of apparitions haunt your neighborhood, it's time to break out the proton pack. Nothing said "Get the fuck out, ghost!" like an unlicensed nuclear accelerator up the ass. Just remember: Don't cross the streams.

Ebony and Ivory - Devil May Cry

I like to call these the combo makers. Ebony and Ivory are probably the coolest pistols anyone can own. They may not be powerful in the game, who who cares when you NEVER run out of bullets. Don't ask how that's possible; just know that it is.

Bionic Arm - Bionic Commando

Let's face it; Nathan Spencer would suck if it had not been for this arm. Normally, it's the man that makes the weapon, but in this case, it's the other way around. Not only does it gives him super strength, but the arm also has a grappling hook so you can swing your stupid little ass around and do all sorts of Spider-Man like stuff. He's nowhere near as good though.

Alex Mercer - Prototype

I can't say too much because it will ruin the story, but when a man can transform his body to bludgeon his enemies, he's more weapon than man.

Scorpion's spear - MK vs DC

Which line from Mortal Kombat is almost as famous as "Finish Him"? It's "Get over here!" When you hear that, Scorpion caught your ass with his spear, which is really a spearhead on a rope, but who cares; it's fuckin awesome. When you think about special moves in Mortal Kombat, that's the first thing you think of because it's the most original thing you have even seen. Batman is so screwed in that picture. The cape won't save you, Bats.

You know what more amazing than these weapons? It's the fact that pretty soon, you'll be able to find them at Walmart.......you know it's gonna happen. Walmart is taking over the world. Maybe I should put Walmart on the list.