Top Ten Dick Moves Of Xbox 360

Do I really need to say anymore? These are the moments that either pissed you off or disrespected you in some way, shape, or form.

10. Grabbing the Ghost!
In Halo, nothing pisses me off more than playing slayer with some douchebag coming in riding a ghost. There's usually only one per stage, meaning that one guy has an advantage, and now everybody has to pay attention to him to get him off. Then what happens? Another douchebag gets on the ghost when it respawns. Why even have it on the map? It's fuckin cheap.

9. Teabagging!
I'm not against teabagging (I do it myself), but it's still a dick move nonetheless. Nothing says disrespect like putting your digital balls on someone's forehead after you blew them up with a rocket launcher.

8. Games That End In Cliffhangers!
Gears of War 2...............

7. Using Nothing But Kobe!
Yes Lakers fans; it's a dick move, even if that is how they play in real life. When Kobe scores 51 of your 67 points, we have a fuckin problem.

6. Pausing!
In NBA 2K9, I occasionally ran into dickholes who kept pressing pause when I'm trying to shoot a free throw. It's happens in other sports games too, especially Fight Night (don't ask why; I don't know).

5. Spamming!
You know what I really hate? Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! For the love of God, STOP USING THE SAME MOVE OVER AND OVER YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLES!

4. Camping!
You know those guys who just sit in the corner and wait for someone to show up so they can shoot them? I hate those guys. Thank you Call of Duty 4 for that killcam so I know exactly where those little bitches are when they decide to camp. New rule in gaming: anyone without a sniper rifle (overkill perk doesn't count) in their hands cannot stay in a spot for more than 45 seconds, or else they'll explode.

3. Picking Yoda!
In Soulcalibur 4, Yoda is so fuckin short that half your attacks go right over him. Even some of your vertical attacks won't hit him. He moves fast, hits hard, and can take a good amount of damage. He is probably the most unbalanced non-boss character in any fighting game. Anyone who picks him is clearly a dick.

2. Getting Rammed Off the Road!
With the exception of Burnout, getting rammed in a racing game is frustrating as all hell, especially if it's a racing sim because then you'll spin out of control. It's not even done by someone with a legitimate shot at winning. It's usually some guy in 6th place or something trying to make sure you don't get the lead. Fuckin AI. In some cases, you get rammed because the AI badly wants to go to the other side of the track, and it'll hit you to get there. Makes me wonder why I play racing games.

1. Bitches Disconnecting Before You Win.
You're about to win the match/race/game/fight when all of a sudden, you get a message saying that person disconnected. This may be the single most important reason why I don't play Xbox online except shooters. Another new rule: If the connection is lost, you lost. No exceptions. Power went out? Don't care bitch! Blame it on the guys who pulled that disconnect bullshit.

NOTE: Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken!

I'm Baaaaaaaaaaack

Did you miss me? No? Well fuck you too pal. Yea, September hasn't been kind to me. First my computer bricks, so I had to send it to get it fixed. Then when I get it back, I couldn't go online. Apparently, they deleted some files, and it prevented me to use my internet. I call my internet provider, and they redirected me to (get this) India. Anyway, I listened to this lady's useless advice for maybe 30 minutes, then she tells me to reset my modem. When I do that, I wound up breaking the damn thing, so they had to send me a new one. I immediately called the computer company to tell them what happened, but they didn't want to fuckin listen to what I thought the problem was. I know they deleted some shit, but they didn't want to acknowledge it. Why? Because they too were from fuckin India. No offense to any Indian people reading this, and I'm really not knocking the country or its populous. I just think it's a generally stupid fuckin idea to have your fuckin tech support outside your fuckin country. 2 days later, I get my modem and installation CD, but to get it, I had to miss school to wait for the UPS guy. Deliveries are such a fuckin inconvenience. Anyway, after installing the new modem, I still couldn't get on the internet because of the missing files, so I had to do a system recovery. That's when you reset your computer to when you first got it. After that, I had to call my internet provider again (and this time I talked to an American, about damn time) to install the internet manually. The whole process took 6 fuckin hours. Well, for what it's worth, I'm back, but this whole episode makes me not wanna do shit for a while, so don't be surprised if you don't see anything till October. Thank you for not giving a shit about what happened to me. Appreciate it.

New Post on Sonic Bash

The Sonic the Hedgehog review is up on Sonic Bash, so if you want to read it, head over there. It's actually one of the best reviews I've ever posted. For those of you wondering why Batman isn't done yet, the Sonic review is the reason why. I worked hard on it (unlike most of the shit I've done).