Top Ten Badass Women of Xbox360 (Happy Mother's Day)

To celebrate Mother's Day (and to show some respect to women since my last list didn't have any), me and Neil present the best of the best in female ass-kickery. In the interest of fairness, there will be no repeat games, and for reasons I don't have to explain to you, we decided this list will not be in any particular order.

Elika - Prince of Persia

Every video game sidekick needs to be like her, and by that I mean fuckin useful. Not only does she matter to gameplay, but she only talks when it's necessary. Oh, and she's trying to stop an evil god. Thank you Elika for getting it.

Sheva Alomar - Resident Evil 5

At first, I wasn't too sure if she was really that badass, but then they gave her a shotgun, and for some reason, everything just seemed to make sense. How do you save Africa from the threat of a zombie apocalypse? You blow up a piece of it. If anybody ask, we'll blame the white guy she's with.

Kitana - Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe

When it comes to fighting games, we can only pick one lady from the roster, and who better to represent MK vs DC than Kitana? Wonder Woman? Fuck her! Nobody takes Wonder Woman seriously, but I bet nobody wants to fuck with the chick in blue. Also, her boyfriend is Mortal Kombat Champion. Quick question: look at her costume. Where does she keep the fans?

Jennifer Mui - Mercenaries 2: World in Flames

What's better than a chick with a shotgun? A chick with a shotgun, rifle, grenades, rocket launcher, jeep, helicopter, tank, boat, cluster bombs, airstrikes, and a very extensive bank account. Now that's marriage material.

Zoe - Left 4 Dead

The amazing thing is she's a college student, and she kicks the most ass. She gets the job done with dual pistols (tomb raider style) while the guys are using the big guns. Kinda seems like they're overcompensating for something. If she needs to, she'll also pack a shotgun. That seems to be the recurring theme of this list. A chick with a shotgun is badass. Kudos to the guy who drew this picture. I'm gonna look up his name and post it on a later date.

Faith - Mirror's Edge

She can kill with the best of them when need be, but what makes her badass is when she runs away. I know that sounds backwards, but her skills as a runner and her unusually high stamina makes an interesting show. Also, there are shotgun in the game.

Lara Croft - Tomb Raider Series

.........................................................DUH!

Chun Li - Street Fighter 4

Again, we can only pick one from the game, and who better than thunder thighs herself. She's as iconic to the series as Ryu and Ken, so she damn well better be badass. Cammy is sadly disqualified for not wearing enough clothing.

That creepy little girl - F.E.A.R.

Never did catch her name. Never wanted to. I justed wanted to get the hell away from her. Badass transcends gender, race, species, and in this case age (If you can believe her appearance match her age). It's so hard to believe that one little girl can cause so much trouble......and bloodshed.

Taki - Soulcalibur 4

She's on this list for one reason and one reason only, she's a ninja. Ninjas kick ass.