Do I really need to say anymore? These are the moments that either pissed you off or disrespected you in some way, shape, or form.
10. Grabbing the Ghost!
In Halo, nothing pisses me off more than playing slayer with some douchebag coming in riding a ghost. There's usually only one per stage, meaning that one guy has an advantage, and now everybody has to pay attention to him to get him off. Then what happens? Another douchebag gets on the ghost when it respawns. Why even have it on the map? It's fuckin cheap.
9. Teabagging!
I'm not against teabagging (I do it myself), but it's still a dick move nonetheless. Nothing says disrespect like putting your digital balls on someone's forehead after you blew them up with a rocket launcher.
8. Games That End In Cliffhangers!
Gears of War 2...............
7. Using Nothing But Kobe!
Yes Lakers fans; it's a dick move, even if that is how they play in real life. When Kobe scores 51 of your 67 points, we have a fuckin problem.
6. Pausing!
In NBA 2K9, I occasionally ran into dickholes who kept pressing pause when I'm trying to shoot a free throw. It's happens in other sports games too, especially Fight Night (don't ask why; I don't know).
5. Spamming!
You know what I really hate? Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! For the love of God, STOP USING THE SAME MOVE OVER AND OVER YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLES!
4. Camping!
You know those guys who just sit in the corner and wait for someone to show up so they can shoot them? I hate those guys. Thank you Call of Duty 4 for that killcam so I know exactly where those little bitches are when they decide to camp. New rule in gaming: anyone without a sniper rifle (overkill perk doesn't count) in their hands cannot stay in a spot for more than 45 seconds, or else they'll explode.
3. Picking Yoda!
In Soulcalibur 4, Yoda is so fuckin short that half your attacks go right over him. Even some of your vertical attacks won't hit him. He moves fast, hits hard, and can take a good amount of damage. He is probably the most unbalanced non-boss character in any fighting game. Anyone who picks him is clearly a dick.
2. Getting Rammed Off the Road!
With the exception of Burnout, getting rammed in a racing game is frustrating as all hell, especially if it's a racing sim because then you'll spin out of control. It's not even done by someone with a legitimate shot at winning. It's usually some guy in 6th place or something trying to make sure you don't get the lead. Fuckin AI. In some cases, you get rammed because the AI badly wants to go to the other side of the track, and it'll hit you to get there. Makes me wonder why I play racing games.
1. Bitches Disconnecting Before You Win.
You're about to win the match/race/game/fight when all of a sudden, you get a message saying that person disconnected. This may be the single most important reason why I don't play Xbox online except shooters. Another new rule: If the connection is lost, you lost. No exceptions. Power went out? Don't care bitch! Blame it on the guys who pulled that disconnect bullshit.
NOTE: Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken! Haduken!
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