Thursday, May 21, 2009

STS Review

So, what have we learned? Nothing? Well fuck you; I spend a lot of money on this. Anyway, I picked those three games because they were the best of the worst, and I wanted to see if they held true to most reviews, proving that games that uses sex to sell truly sucks. While X-Blades was so painful and DOA Xtreme 2 wasn't really a game at all, Rumble Roses XX showed me that it can be done if the developers actually tried instead of spending all the development money on lotion and tissue. Sure RRXX wasn't great (or good), but at least we know it's possible to have gameplay and boobies go hand in hand. Maybe the next game will be good (and maybe the LA Clippers will be Super Bowl Champions.....no that's not a typo).

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