Top Ten Ninjas of Xbox 360

It was only a matter of time before I did this list, and do you know why? Because ninjas are freakin awesome. Before we get to our though, lets acknowledge the ones that didn't make the cut.

Raven - Tekken 6
Sadly he's disqualified for looking like Sisqo (damn Thong Song).

Kasumi and Ayane - Dead or Alive 4
We can only pick one ninja per franchise, which you'll see on this list.

Sub-Zero - Mortal Kombat
Fine fanboys, he's not a ninja; he's Lin Kuei.

Altair and Ezio - Assassin's Creed series
Hey, ninjas are assassins, and these assassins move like ninjas, but barely missed the list.

and now for our top ten:

10) N - N+

I don't know his real name and I can't see his face, and that in itself is very ninja. Add the fact that he has to navigate room after room of fucked up hazards, and you have one very talented ninja. How many people you know can outmaneuver a homing missile?

9) Thane - Mass Effect 2

Strange choice, I know, but have you seen this guy move? This guy hangs out in the rafters all day, then just...freakin jumps out and snaps necks like its as common as his morning dump. To top it off, he can disappear completely...in a crowded ward.

8) Taki - Soulcalibur 4

She's on this list because she got big boobs. Now, here me out on this. She has like fuckin size F tits, wears no bar, and yet they don't prevent her from being more kickass then half the cast. Most women her size has backaches; she causes them....on other people.

7) Bang Shishigami - Blazblue

Never in my life have I seen a ninja be comedy relief (Naruto doesn't count), and yes Bang is awkward in social situations, but that's alright. He fights with a giant freakin nail. Who does that!? Only a ninja would, and you know what? He's pretty damn good with it.

6) Ken Ogawa - Ninja Blade

I'm disappointed in his game, but Ken can do some sick shit. Why does riding motorcycle on top of debris falling 1000 feet in the air while battling a giant demon worm destroying 5 buildings seem normal? Now that's ninja trickery. Plus, he's the only one that got QTEs right, even though I hate them.

5) Kage - Virtual Fighter 5

I'm just gonna say this: he jumps 30 feet in the air, drives head first, hurts YOU, and flips out. Damn right!

4) Scorpion - Mortal Kombat

Sub-Zero didn't make it, but you know damn well Scorpion's here. What makes him especially awesome is that he's dead. That right...a dead ninja. How kick ass is that? I'll tell how. he's so kick-ass that not even death can keep him from...well...killing. Oh, and there's also that catchphrase "GET OVER HERE!"

3) Batman - Arkham Asylum

Whoa ho ho...you forgot Batman was a ninja, didn't you? How quickly we forget the movie Batman Begins. I think he goes on record as being the richest ninja ever. Of course, since we're talking about ninjas, there's no record of anything anywhere. Also, he's American. USA! USA!

2) Ryu Hayabusa - Ninja Gaiden & Dead or Alive 4

He's the only ninja on this list that's in 2 different franchises...and kicks ass in both of them. Of course in Ninja Gaiden, the game kicks back, so be on your best ninja.

1) We Don't Know - We Don't Know

And that's what makes him the greatest ninja on Xbox 360.