Club BadAss Member #24

Dante and Nero - Devil May Cry 4

These two count as one person. Why? Because, let's be honest, they are the same person, but nonetheless, Dante deserves to be in the club. Anytime you roll with 2 Desert Eagles that never run out of ammo and a sword the size of a Volkswagen Jetta, chances are that you, me, and anyone else not in any immediate danger are gonna have some serious fun. Sure, Dante's a smartass prick who throws one-lines around like Pacman Jones does money in a strip club, but it's the fighting that counts. Like a basketball player dunking on some cat (and maybe putting him nuts in his face in the process), it's not enough to score - or kill in this case - it has to be done in the flashiest way possible. There's just something comforting about hitting a demon in the air and keeping him there with an onslaught of bullets. And don't think I don't know why you went with the red trench coat Dante. All that blood flying around, you want a coat that won't show stains. BadAss with a fashion sense of practicality. Good luck getting the smell out, though. Since Nero is pretty much Dante without his invulnerability or his massive set of balls, there's no reason to go into him. I will say this, that arm is fuckin awesome. Grabbing people and bringing them towards you Bionic Commando style is a very effective way to stomp a mudhole in an ass or two. I like to call it "The Super Freakin Awesome WTF Demon Arm of Win." Let's add that arm to the list of weapons right now. Look at them - just chillin watching TV. Nero looks into it, but Dante's body language is all like "Ugh, change the damn channel. Put on wrestling or something." I guess he doesn't like Vanilla Skies.

NOTE: Nobody likes Vanilla Skies.