Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Club BadAss Member # 21

Wolverine

You guys didn't think I would leave him out of the club, did you? This guy is badass at its purest form. He's probably the only guy in the club you don't want to piss off, but you could definitely get a beer with. He can even binge drink with no problem. If anything is wrong with his liver, it'll just heal. With his healing factor and adamantium skeleton, he's unkillable. Seriously, the only way to kill this guy would be to throw him into lava, and how often do mother fuckas hang by lava pits. He's also one of the best fighters in this list with more wars under his belts than Master fuckin Chief. Logan truly is the best at what he does, and even though it's not very nice, it's fuckin awesome. He's also the best weapon you can have. Remember, he is Weapon X, so he makes the weapons list too. Logan is a special kind of badass. He represents characters and weapons, and for that, we at Club BadAss bestow upon him the title "Weapon of BadAss Destruction." Now get out there and cut somebody.

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